Thursday, May 14, 2009

As CSI sinks

First, William Petersen leaves the original CSI, to be replaced by the
grim, statue-like Laurence Fishburne, making the formerly-excellent
CSI borderline unwatchable.

Now, in the worst move since Pontiac killed the Firebird, CSI:NY kills
off my beloved dream girl, the goddess-like, perfect girl-resembling
Emmanuelle Vaugier. And they go on to leave the fate of my also-
beloved, genuine class act and Browns fan Melina Kanakaredes up in the
air.

They couldn't have done a better job driving me away if they had tried.

But I'm not bitter ...